when i hate on slavs im not talking about russians by the way, those guys are the only thing holding eastern europe from being an arab-level shithole society
love having a based mom, she asked why i dont have a girlfriend yet and i pretty much said the women nowadays are horrible and she just agreed but said i probably need to try a bit more anyway
-don’t watch Euphoria
-don’t call your girlfriend your “partner”
-don’t own a dog under 50lbs
-lift weights
-go for walks
-don’t follow Instagram models
-don’t cheat on your girlfriend
-stay up til 2AM with your girlfriend’s dad on Christmas Eve watching Saving Private Ryan
-call your friends for no reason
-treat customer service employees kindly
-take random moments throughout your week to be grateful for your health
@aleksnevel this one is just plain stupid, it seems to come from a misunderstanding of "america is 60% white" becoming "white americans have an average of 40% nonwhite admixture" but 90%+ of whites in america have none
"italians arent white"
not funny
"spaniards arent white"
not funny
"amerimutt"
not funny
"irish arent white"
not funny
"poles arent white or human"
still remains as funny as it is true to this day, possibly forevermore
@aleksnevel this one is just plain stupid, it seems to come from a misunderstanding of "america is 60% white" becoming "white americans have an average of 40% nonwhite admixture" but 90%+ of whites in america have none