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@autochipin @TheShotgunStart @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath @TheRealPJClark @fried_egg_golf Might need an update…

[Jean Michel Trovieux @JMTrovieux]

J’ai loué un appartement pendant 5 ans à une jeune famille.
Et voilà ce que je découvre à leur sortie.
Ils ont le culot de demander leurs cautions! Aucune chance

[Paka Flocka @steadywander]

@JustinRose99

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100/10

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Jim Furyk accepting the 2027 Ryder Cup captaincy is the golf equivalent of that scene in an action movie when the grizzled ex-operative is sitting on his porch, finally at peace, when a black SUV rolls up the gravel drive. Furyk doesn't even turn around. "No." The suit gets out anyway. "It's Adare Manor. We're sending you in."

Furyk takes a pull from his beer. "I already did my tour. You know how that went," as he stares off into the distance, the camera cutting to a yellowed NYT newspaper with the infamous interview on his desk.

The suit slides a dossier across the railing. "Bethpage was a disaster. Morale is gone. Half the roster won't return our calls. You're the only one they'll follow into Ireland." You can see it in Furyk's eyes — the math of a man who knows this is almost certainly going to end badly, who remembers exactly how cold the Atlantic wind gets on foreign soil. He knows nobody else is walking through that door. He also knows this Hail Mary is the only thing that can free him from the past.

Furyk picks up the folder, seeing a photo of a smiling Luke Donald shopping for shampoo and a headline announcing Patrick Reed is back in form. Furyk goes to his shed, takes off the tarp from his captain golf cart. "One more thing," the suit says. "Bryson is thinking about being a full-time YouTuber."

Furyk laughs. "Good. For a second I was thinking this was going to be too easy."

[Andy Johnson @AndyTFE]

For the gen pop golf fans, every golfer who qualifies is allowed to practice at Augusta National in the lead up to the Masters.

Rory did what every other competitor had the option to do but did not.

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

AI has gone too far.

Harry Potter "6 7" platform.

Credit: Unhindered Studios

[e4u @ethrboy4u]

@Poo_Crave sometimes not saying anything is the best option

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

These are the people that should get Six figure bonuses

[The Shotgun Start @TheShotgunStart]

Brian Rolapp says “the middle class matters” but signals of “scarcity” would mean dramatic cutbacks for the “mules,” a term Tour member Ryan Armour coined to describe the rank-and-file who have succeeded on Tour for so long.

It’s now time to support them.

[Yearner Herzog @notbuaydubz]

I’m sorry, does that hoodie say “2008 Global Financial Crisis” on it?

[Paka Flocka @steadywander]

@JamieVernon Well that settles it

[Quixotic Quartz. @QuartzStoned]

Portrait of my father, a blue jays fan.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

I miss whatever was in the air in 2016

[Paka Flocka @steadywander]

@TrumpOwnsNYY Atlanta???

[Golf Balls Gone By @BallsGolf]

Hey Siri; How should all golf broadcasts begin?

[Paka Flocka @steadywander]

Bingo. Bango. Bongo. Spot on, @KVanValkenburg.

[Fried Egg Golf @fried_egg_golf]

"The U.S. players were answering some questions about set up, about pairings, and about disappointment, but Justin Thomas wasn’t really paying attention. He was staring out the window, watching the European Ryder Cup squad as they danced and celebrated on the putting green just outside the door. It wasn’t performative, like Stefon Diggs watching the Chiefs celebrate the AFC Championship, and making sure everyone saw him. It was a candid moment of genuine misery. Robert McIntyre was prancing across the green like he was at a wedding reception, and the European crowd was serenading him as he went. Thomas sat there in silence, taking it all in.

"It made me wonder if Thomas ever feels like he was born on the wrong continent. This was his fourth Ryder Cup, and while I sometimes think the Americans go overboard with the way they talk about him — like when Zach Johnson said he could not leave Thomas at home because he was born to play in Ryder Cups, even if he was playing poorly — I think it eats at him more than most that the United States can’t figure this out the way Europe has. This is, after all, the person who said at age 22 he would rather win a Ryder Cup than a major. He was laughed at by some for that take — Chris DiMarco, I recall, was incredulous on Golf Channel — but it highlighted how unique Thomas is in the way he views this event. He wants what Europe already has, a golf culture that lives and dies with this event. It was more apparent than ever on Sunday night that he is the spiritual heir to Payne Stewart, Corey Pavin, Lanny Wadkins, and Larry Nelson."

- @KVanValkenburg in his final three thoughts from the 2025 Ryder Cup

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@JoelMBeall Framing this tweet

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

"A par 67? Everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, my son."