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Hear me.

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How I’m trying to turn up when I have an open schedule the next day vs. when I have important obligations.

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@thepwhlofficial just following up on this.

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@thepwhlofficial is the location of this emblem correct?

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John C Reilly and Will Ferrell fucked and gave birth to Paul’s dad. #LoveIsBlind

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Just housed 9 lunchable pizzas. #OneBite

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I’m going to vote by femail and in person.

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@Peppylepew93 Show used to scare the shit out of me.

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People use the word “unbelievable” to describe a lot of things that maybe could be believable. Microwaving fish sticks on your second day of a new job….now that’s some unbelievable shit.

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Erin just called Woody, “the cowboy from toy story.”

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Zach Salisbury liked holding the corn snake.

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LinkedIn is far and away the best place to read dialogue between both sides of masks/vaccine opinions. Change my mind.

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I think it’s funny when people get defensive about being old. Like….you’re fuckin old dude. You didn’t do anything wrong. Old bitch.

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I hate it when people put me in a position where I have to act like a complete dick to get things done. Y U DO DIS.

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Pour our some Baja blast for Lil Peep. RIP.

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Jesus is God’s bitch.

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I close deals.

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Home Depot hack to get free paint: Spill the whole gallon all over the self checkout. ***Pro Tip: Don’t wear your good shoes.

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Why did we spend so much time learning about “cash crops” in elementary school. What a weird thing to teach children about.

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Only two types of people seek employment at Ace Hardware—old grumpy people and nervous high school kids. Neither of them know where anything is located within the store.

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First those damn Hollywood liberals let Frankie Muniz have the hand brake in Miracle in Lane 2...next thing you know they’re letting tram gender fight in the UFC. #RulesAreRules