Levi

Chimpin and Pimpin

[Levi @steakisguud]

Three beers and greens on a bong
How to start a day off right

[Levi @steakisguud]

If you have a cut, put red 40 in it.
It’ll work.

[Levi @steakisguud]

There is a peppermint with a gun to my head, he’s telling me to suck it.

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Starting to think the Jews might work for Israel

[Levi @steakisguud]

When all yo eggs been in the same box together and get on the same cycle.
Hell yeah man

[Levi @steakisguud]

The devil farted thick today.

[Levi @steakisguud]

Why does TSA scan midgets if they don’t have big enough brains to plan anything?

[Levi @steakisguud]

How strange to be anything at all.

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The spiders are as big as the doors

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They’re bugs in your skin twin.

[Levi @steakisguud]

You make her gag from the size I make her gag from the smell we are not the same @fartingchief

[Levi @steakisguud]

A beer a day keeps the doctor away

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You wouldn’t make a diamond out of me selling meth

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@modelhorizon438 Marry me

[Levi @steakisguud]

@modelhorizon438 Wipe your eyes king

[Levi @steakisguud]

@modelhorizon438 This just made my day

[Levi @steakisguud]

@modelhorizon438 We definitely did, like I swear I remember it

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@modelhorizon438 Show me your titties

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@modelhorizon438 Word?

[Levi @steakisguud]

@modelhorizon438 Hello