why

circumcised is greater than uncircumcised

[why @stealingchill]

If I become President and we get in another world war, I'll be sure to put the people that believe in more than 2 genders in the front lines

[why @stealingchill]

Y’all Want A Army Nigga Till He Beating Yo Ass At 2am Cause The Fridge Making Ice

[why @stealingchill]

“No it’s too late, I’ve already alerted my feminist group chat of your use of the word “female” as if we are some subset of male... expect to be banned you worthless male pig”

[Jesse @Jessehart123]

school: closed
disney: closed
events: cancelled
small businesses: closed

Outback Steakhouse: “STAYK AND LOYBSTAH IS BAYCK! ONLY $16.99 HEEAH FOH A LEEMITED TOIYUM”

[why @stealingchill]

@Ronnie2K your game is so ass I hope you wrap a tree when you drive

[Jesse @Jessehart123]

Idk what the original caption said but anything other than the left should be punishable by death.

[why @stealingchill]

“Did you cum?” Yeah bitch to my senses...... Pass me my heelies I’m rollin 🥴🚶🏽‍♂️

[why @stealingchill]

People that smack or make any type of noise when they eat should be fucking out to death with their fat pig ass. That shit makes me want to kill myself.

[why @stealingchill]

Bouta smash 🤤😋

[Jesse @Jessehart123]

When you waited around for 36 mins in your mom’s room acting interested in the show she was watching to build up courage to ask to go over to a friends house and she says no

[why @stealingchill]

When you wake up from a nap and have a craving for Velveeta Shells & Cheese ®️ and your mom says you’re clean out.

[why @stealingchill]

Imma catch hate for this. But I guarantee whoever get mad at this is doing the same amount of work I am to save the planet.

[why @stealingchill]

*Clicks on someone’s Instagram story*

“Sensitive material, click to view”

“The planet be dying cause of humans 🥺🥺🥺”

My nigga I wanted to see some wicked shit or some titties. Idgaf about this planet, imma die before it do

[why @stealingchill]

Yeah we repping blue
Run up on the crew
Who the fuck is you
I ain’t got a clue

[why @stealingchill]

@Kilen272 @Lackofrest @Hooverr @jschlatt Why he tweet that on my birthday

[why @stealingchill]

* My succulent 7 year old virgin kid self doing absolutely nothing *

My drunk Uncle at 10:23 p.m. alone with me in the living room:

[why @stealingchill]

@YVNG_TRIGGA Outta retirement

[why @stealingchill]

When you’re in the candy aisle of the El Paso, Texas Walmart ®️ on 08/03/2019 and hear fireworks coming from the baking aisle

[why @stealingchill]

When you take off her panties and the Adam’s Apple starting to make sense now

[why @stealingchill]

Me: *turns oven on for pizza and throws it in without letting the oven preheat*

My mom:

[Jesse @Jessehart123]

I hate when mfs say shit like “it’s a quarter til 9” Bitch just say it’s 8:75 damn y’all stupid 🤦🏽‍♂️