Ex Conservative. Never Reform

Brummie, extreme moderate. Highly tolerant, but not of racists, brexiteers and fools. Sometimes satirical. Will not vote Conservative again. But never Reform

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

Lord Nostrodumbass (@DanielJHannan) made this prediction about 24 June 2025 9 years ago.

A lying charlatan then. A lying charlatan now. And elevated to the HOL by another lying charlatan @BorisJohnson.

Thick as thieves.

Thicker than concrete.

https://t.co/loJLeAn5fK

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

Does Olivier Giroud have the most boring accent in the world when he’s speaking English?

#bbc
#worldcup

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@DavidGauke @_PaulMonaghan @Prosper_UK_ It is expenditure, but it’s not “welfare” or “benefits”. This is because you get no Pension unless you contribute (through NI). You do not have to contribute to receive welfare or benefits.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@NJ_Timothy You’ve just acted like a c**t.

It’s a simile.

A widely-used and well-understood rhetorical device.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@InsideBritain Another way of looking at it is Reform preventing Restore winning. Welcome to FPTP democracy in the UK.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@thecarolemalone I’ve thought about it long and hard.

I’d rather stick needles in my eyes whilst dancing on broken glass with a red-hot poker stuck up somewhere nasty than vote for Reform and its Russian-supporting leader and traitor Farage.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

It is incredible that the owners want protection against pollution fines. Let them go bust. Let the owners and creditors lose their investments and loans. Let the message be to others - mismanage our natural resources and you will pay a heavy price. https://t.co/fy4a1KetpH

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@anon_opin Unless, of course, you are @JohnTerry26

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@BillNeelyReport You’ll be really surprised by what the HOL member @CatharineHoey thinks then….

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@BillNeelyReport @British_Airways Definitely mediocre. There are pockets of excellence but these are few. Customer Service IT is execrable. Very nearly denied boarding to US recently because of their awful IT that wouldn’t “accept” a valid ESTA.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@NicholasLissack @thedebralea I live here too. It’s great. Don’t be fooled by @NicholasLissack who is a very sad political agitator. I think his mommy didn’t love him enough.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@thedebralea I’m surprised that you haven’t been mugged, your mobile stolen and then stabbed. Several times.

This is, of course, based upon the many USA-based accounts that state with absolute certainty that London has fallen, is a lawless cess-pit and is a de facto Islamic state.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@raelbrav Wrong. It’s Tory 3.0.

Reform is Tory 2.0. As you well know.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@Mike_Fabricant Fascinating. What did you have for breakfast? I’m sure the world is waiting for your inspirational insights.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@BritainUnbound “Daily Express readers”. Now there’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@kevinhollinrake @BBC How is the viewer experience worse because it’s in a studio in (checks notes) Salford versus a studio in the USA?

Your faux outrage is demeaning for a public servant. Try to be a better person next time.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@JBransgrove @British_Airways Some people here think going public is wrong. Disagree. Shaming @British_Airways publicly to improve their customer service seems to be the only way to address what appear to be systemic issues over many years.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@Stephenson81585 Had to be a Karen didn’t it.

As very poor countries grow fast and become wealthier (China is an example) the total world GDP increases so the relative GDP of any country or area will reduce.

You could do the same graph with the USA.

Dimmer than a 5 watt lightbulb.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Lions, Zebras, Gazelles and Giraffes.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@JackPosobiec We’re watching the end of the Renaissance in realtime.

At least it lasted for 500 years.

[Ex Conservative. Never Reform @steam_simon]

@NJ_Timothy “immigration decisions made by ministers should be final”

Just like @RobertJenrick and @SuellaBraverman with a Somali who went to live in Belfast?

That went well.