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[mcseph @Seph_wayne]

hey @grok, a kid thought he drew a “mountain waterfall,” but his teacher called his parents. What exactly is the problem with this drawing, and what do you think the teacher saw that made them call his parents?

[Gerald Deep @CPTGerald]

Bro was sweating like crazy after just one round with a lady who looks like Lady Morgana from the movie Mélanie 😂💀

[Jean1382 @Jeane1382]

Blackish eye complications Wait for end

[Tee 2.0🌹 @evanahh_]

I’ve stared at it for months and still have zero clue.@Grok don’t leave me hanging… what happens if I press it?

[Mr Remy @WasiuRemyz4]

Hey @grok make them 30x hotter without changing or removing anything else!!

[tovic tovic tovic @tovictovictovic]

it Feels good to be a BlaqBonez Fan
Bet on it ‼️

[Kola X Movies 🎬 @KolaXMovie]

Hey @Grok, Put this beard on Elon Musk and make it perfect. Curious to see how it looks 👀

[Darla🥀 @darlaqueendom]

Hey, @grok, arrange them from least to most dangerous and explain the reasoning behind your answer. 👀

[Anita Ezy @AnitaE91496]

Hey @grok why is he in the middle of this ladies and what are his plans?

[𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖊𝖛𝖊 🦋💫 @dfw_ama]

You all know what these colors mean on WhatsApp, right??

[✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️ @yankeedraft]

I saw this car at a filling station and noticed these things attached to the tires. @grok, what are those things? 🤔

[HM @empress_md]

One Day…💜

[Gift @giftty_k]

The old man walked into the bank every Friday for almost two years.

He never withdrew money.

He never deposited money.

He simply collected a printed account statement, folded it carefully, thanked the cashier, and left.

One Friday, a new cashier finally asked,

"Sir... why don't you just check your balance on your phone?"

The old man smiled.

"I don't come here for my balance."

[happy @favourblessnig]

Hey @grok swap all this dressing on Zendaya i want to see something

[𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 @GoodnessUC00]

He wiped off her foundation makeup and triggered a full on jump scare😭 Bro’s life flashed before his eyes when he saw that filter

[𝐎𝐜𝐣 🗺️ @CFCocj]

🇳🇬📰𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐘 𝐖:🎶🎬𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐒𝐚𝐰 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐵𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑦 𝑊 𝐻𝑎𝑑 𝑎 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝐿𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝐼𝑛 𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑌𝑜𝑟𝑘.

Then he made a decision that looked almost irrational.

He left a well-paid engineering career and returned to Nigeria to chase music.

There was no guarantee it would work.

In fact, things would soon get so difficult that he would describe one period as the lowest point of his career.

THREAD 🧵

[BRO ✟ @Tolly_Tweetz]

This women is the living embodiment of "curvey" for fu€k's sake, is there anything better?

[🤡MiCky🤡FUnD$🤡 @Funding001]

Arsenal didn’t just win d Community Shield. They erased Man City 3-0 in 90 minutes nd reminded everyone the Premier League champions are still the standard fr. 24 seconds. Then 28. Then 48.

Maresca’s first game. Statement delivered.

Premier League starts tomorrow.
The rest of the league has been warned.

#CommunityShield #PremierLeague