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“A man without a grind is hardly a man at all” JWD

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@__corky Maximizing shareholder value

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It’s a boy! https://t.co/p6olDkuMWu

[Alex Volkanovski @alexvolkanovski]

Let’s run it back and give the people what they want! @MAKHACHEVMMA

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@kyleshortt You’ll go crazy when you hear about what group pays the most taxes 😳

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I endorse Sam as CEO.

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I’ll be getting married may 26th 😮 all my Twitter followers are invited, you’ll have behind the scenes access

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It’s strange that we watch somebody’s balls drop for New Year’s

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Just a reminder that Peter Dinklage is actually 5’11”. In GoT and Elf they used tricks of the camera to make him small and the same in that Marvel movie to make him look big.

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@thewillswenson Happy Halloween! When am I getting that autograph?

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What would be more annoying on Tik Tok?

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Imagine if Call Me Maybe came out in the days of Tik Tok… that trend would get real annoying

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LMFAO shuffled every day so Macklemore could go downtown

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Adele walked so that Billie eyelash could run so that Adele could sprint

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Olivia Rodrigo is still learning how to crawl

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What’s a harder job

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@thewillswenson @AudraEqualityMc Congratulations!!! Inspiration to all your fans… when do you think I can get my unopened Sons of Provo copy signed?

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Anybody who, on their own accord, posts a “First day of __ grade!” photo after 9th grade deserves to get jackhammered.

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#SummerSlam

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OK, time to confess! Who’s been praying for all this moisture? It’s making my drive to work dangerous.