Professor Steele

I make videos and other questionable life decisions

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

They ruined my life

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

@ConnorEatsPants @FBIDirectorKash @FBI This can't be good for his drinking problem

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

I think I'm just going to eat the Ajinomoto foods now and be done with it.

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

Today, I noticed a recall on my receipt from the grocery store for a Ajinomoto foods that may or may not have glass in it. I then proceeded to knock over my grocery bags and the eggs I bought broke all over the groceries and the floor.

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

X bots are getting more unhinged

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

@slime_machine I thought about posting a chatgpt response just to end it all here but I couldn't bring myself to use chatgpt for a twitter reply

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

Don't sell forged soviet passports to the Balkans

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

Forging soviet passports in my kitchen

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

Ok, what did my neighbors do this time

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

@EnricoZenitani I tried but the restaurant said no

[en 🩸🔻 @EnricoZenitani]

Hi.

I made a 3 hour video of me going through every single recipe in the semen cookbook, featuring an interview with the author.

Watch the whole thing here: https://t.co/eawor89ZhC

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

This ruined my whole meal
@ChipotleTweets

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@hasanthehun I'm sorry @hasanthehun but I did some quick calculations in the lab and this just isn't adding up

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

I've got you this time Ted
https://t.co/1PQm1yJ2UF

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

I made a presentation on @tedcruz... This time, rather than call him a lil bitch in my message before the video and get suspended, I just wanted to say this video promotes love and kindness towards everyone ᵉˣᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵗᵉᵈ ᶜʳᵘᶻ

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@tedcruz

[Professor Steele @SteeleProfessor]

I got suspended for calling Ted Cruz a little bitch...