Jordan

snap: jordansteel

[… @Unkle_K]

Receiving a shit nude is so disappointing man. It’s like you see post has arrived, you open it with excitement and it’s a bailiff letter

[Jordan @steely92]

@LATrash How are you going to train her if she speaks Romanian?

[Avery T @Avery__T]

Nicki Minaj: Drake worth 100 mill always buying me shit
i dont know if the pussy wet or if he crying and shit
Drake:

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Get rid of counters on social media please.

[JW @JWepp]

Since Floyd Mayweather and 50 cent beefing again.. let’s bring these videos back to the TL😂 https://t.co/LSw90AWCat

[E5QUIRE @e5quire]

Do y’all ever read a message from someone and think “see this is exactly why I don’t like fucking talking to you”

[LADbible @ladbible]

Gemma Collins admits she lied about making sex tape after no one wants to buy it...
https://t.co/ge3T6xWRGz

[Racial Draft @TheRaceDraft]

Pusha T: You don’t write your raps

Drake: you rapping about what your cousins did and you weren’t a big drug dealer

Pusha: Your dad a dead beat, you’re confused about your ethnicity, you’re hiding a kid with a porn star, your raps are lies & your friend (ovo 40) is dying

Me:

[someone @Dang93_]

What have I woke up with 🙃🙄

[Kita @kitakartel]

Imagine it, you’re in bed with your girl. Cuddled up, head rested on her breasts. All of a sudden she gets a call, jumps up and says “Yo...what an 8ths yh? Calm I’ll be 10 mins”

[budokai @budokai_]

don’t say nun just RT

[Jordan @steely92]

Screaming 😂😂😂where do I get tickets https://t.co/25NrPyvqHl

[LADbible @ladbible]

Facebook has a secret file that logs all your calls and texts, and here's how you can access it. https://t.co/SLgIHZvgGK

[Complex @Complex]

Ol' Dirty Bastard's estate is launching its own cryptocurrency named "Dirty Coin" https://t.co/c5aCI0Vacz

[mychael @JustMychael]

Only the real OG tweeters remember this legendary thread lmaooo https://t.co/VZ4MObskEp

[Jordan @steely92]

@Glenn_Mango @WorldStarFunny Haha nice one 👌🏽