Steely Danzig

my life is dedicated to saying things like “yes!” and “you’d better believe it!”

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Less AI, more T.I.

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@RiotFest We drink him under the table. He owes me from lunch so he pays. My friend and I leave and texts me later that he bought us all RF26 tix because he’s never met badder bitches and need us to help him crowdsurf. The end 💙

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@RiotFest Lunch that consists mostly of warm cheeses. I pay (this is a secret tool for later) then a record store to judge his every move. Next Humboldt park to find another alligator, my passion project. Then dive bar where SURPRISE my best friend is there cause she’s cooler than him…

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@ABC7Chicago But did he die?

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The cookie monster pajama pants couple in the middle of the hallway before 3rd period

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オオトカゲの求愛の様子ｗｗｗ
違う場所で愛し合って欲しいｗｗｗ

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Anyone else notice there seems to be a drop in school shootings since the #immigration crackdowns started? It’s like we really did get those dangerous criminals off the streets and into ICE uniforms.

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Half this season has looked like AI, yall couldn’t do better with these fake green screen backgrounds? #StrangerThings5

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@UpLakeBorder76 @BlockClubCHI She’s not gonna kiss your ass with her fake lips.

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@BlockClubCHI No one wants her here. Get the fuck out and go back to where you came from.

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Billy deserved to die. Sooner. #StrangerThings

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@TheCityofJoliet watched an ambulance nearly spin out

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Crazy that I live on Route 52 and haven’t seen a plow all day @JolietWeather #cityofjoliet

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Watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade now is just your mom saying “who?” after they introduce each performer.

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Half the ‘85 Bears saying 40 years later that they never even saw the Patriots’ “response video” to the Super Bowl Shuttle is hilarious.
“I can’t fuck with this, man. I’m sorry”#theshuffle

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SKIMS: now available at Spencer’s Gifts

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@Joliet_HN Go back to Texas

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Born to say “shut the fuck up.”
Forced to say “let’s lower our voice level please.”

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@Sec_Noem No thanks

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I promise I’m honest they’re coming for you the day after they’re coming for me. -@KillerMike #FUCKICE

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WE AREN’T SCARED OF AUTISM, TELL THE HUMAN SAUSAGE LINK TO FUCK AROUND WITH CANCER INSTEAD