@RiotFest We drink him under the table. He owes me from lunch so he pays. My friend and I leave and texts me later that he bought us all RF26 tix because he’s never met badder bitches and need us to help him crowdsurf. The end 💙
@RiotFest Lunch that consists mostly of warm cheeses. I pay (this is a secret tool for later) then a record store to judge his every move. Next Humboldt park to find another alligator, my passion project. Then dive bar where SURPRISE my best friend is there cause she’s cooler than him…
Anyone else notice there seems to be a drop in school shootings since the #immigration crackdowns started? It’s like we really did get those dangerous criminals off the streets and into ICE uniforms.
Half the ‘85 Bears saying 40 years later that they never even saw the Patriots’ “response video” to the Super Bowl Shuttle is hilarious.
“I can’t fuck with this, man. I’m sorry”#theshuffle