Dan Williams

no I want roast beef, you clod!

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@StacyRost Were they talking stuff about Little Rick?!?

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

I get that they’re trying to a) give teams relatively equal rest b) avoid no-game days between group stage and knockout…but many meaningless round 3 games is worse than either of those.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

It just can’t be stated frequently enough what a dumb format this is for choosing matchups in the World Cup Round of 32.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@TheSun @christophclarey 👎🏼

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

The chances that I will ever buy a Dodge Ram have plummeted to nil.

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@herculezg It makes 100x more sense as a yellow than a red.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

I am the world’s foremost proponent of USA Soccer playing “Jump Around” during the second half water break.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@TylerDeLuca Jump Around

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@sidvaraman Eddie Johnson please.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@AnthonyDabbundo I don’t think that it’s correct that the most likely round of 32 opponent is Bosnia/qatar winner. Is that based on the bbc draw? I think group B is the least likely group to get a third place team in of the 4 groups 2 games in.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

It still seems kind of weird that all these boogereaters who went to kindergarten when I was in fifth grade are now like "Look at me, I'm 42, I do investments!"

[Bbm7 @leche_ninho]

@SeanFennessey no way kat is odb but i like the rest of them mostly

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@FcSt8tes Donovan but only with the special quiff.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@AnthonyDabbundo There's a FIFA financial reason why we can't have less games but there's no financial reason why we can't incentivize offensive soccer by ranking teams 1 to 32 in the knockout stage based on W-L then goal differential in the group stage.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@darrenrovell I thought we were told that they manipulated the market.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

I do like middle America stuff more than most but I’m waiting for a video of World Cup tourists discovering Santa Barbara or New Orleans or Red Rocks.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@richschellhase You used to be so much younger when you bought me beer.

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

@AnthonyDabbundo @Swagman_79 Get them to play “Jump Around”!!!

[Dan Williams @steelydwill]

The 2014 Target American flag shirt will return for at least one more match!