Swamp Witch

gloom machine bog in the dim doom fog

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

sometimes cannibalism is the best-case scenario

[madison coventon @madicoventon_]

being a cry baby is one of my top 3 personality traits next to dumb bitch and hopeless romantic

[Tumisha(🤡)'s Stud Sheriff Boiwife 🫡🤠 @disrupthehuman]

ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say shit like "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny.

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

doing a startup

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Not employed or unemployed but a third worse thing (freelance)

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

saying "whose pussy is this" like you're on a hostile alien planet that's supposed to be uninhabited

[Aria✨ @AriArtistryLLC]

“Me: make happy chemical
Brain: no 🙃
Me, shaking a bag of weed: would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Brain: Rokay Raggy”🤣🤣

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

thanks i love it

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

lol i'm in facebook jail so now i just kind of have to.. think about my life??

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

#Haiku
Lol my life is trash
Someone come pick it up and
Use it in your art

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

🫠

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

Writing is fine. It's literally the most embarrassing thing on earth to put yourself on full display for rejection or validation, but it's fine. I enjoy it. I find it therapeutic to set myself on fire.

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

#Haiku

Where are the sweeties
Who will play Russian roulette
All day long with me

[aubrey @aubreybell]

oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

you have to admit, it's a solid fucking prank

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

#Haiku
It's ok, you can
Be in denial. I want
You to live in hope

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

#Haiku
Sit with me a while
We can shake our fists at God
Make the devil smile

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

this could be us, but...

[Swamp Witch @steemonster]

there's still time to become an ax murderer. they can't take our dreams from us