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[jess @steen_beann]

uhh I skipped class to snack while watching jerry springer and maury

[DamonReynold @DamonReynold]

When y’all use to skip school was it to have s3x or smoke w33d 🤔😏

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

My HOT TAKE of the day is that we need to talk more openly about signs that your therapist sucks so people can find a better clinician sooner and/or not give up on therapy as a whole.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in 1992, sinead o’connor shocked the producers of SNL when at the end of her performance, she tore up a photo of the pope to protest child sex abuse in the church. her career was totally derailed and the church’s abuse did not re-enter the national spotlight for another 10 years

[jess @steen_beann]

Ice cubes belong in cereal

[jess @steen_beann]

What happened to soap2day 😭😭😭 noooooooo

[jess @steen_beann]

Hearing a mourning dove outside is so magical

[jess @steen_beann]

I just went to Ulta and got some stuff as well as good girl the perfume and tell me why the lady did not put it in my shopping bag 🙃

[jess @steen_beann]

People who try to barge in one person bathrooms without knocking first scare me

[jess @steen_beann]

I remember eating hello kitty cup of noodles as a kid

[jess @steen_beann]

Lmao I forgot to cancel my Hungryroot subscription so now I have a whole bunch of groceries being delivered to somewhere I don’t even live 🫠

[jess @steen_beann]

Walking through Lowe’s be like:

🐀 💨

[jess @steen_beann]

Only my cat would get herself stuck somewhere in my new house where I have to cut out a hole to get her out ☠️

[braylonnn @braylon125]

I suck at being in group chats. First time they get to talking too much.....DND😭😭😭

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

when their total comes out to $17.38 & i have to act like i dont even care…

[jess @steen_beann]

Season 2 of Ginny and Georgia really should have put out a trigger warning. psa there is self harm involved

[jess @steen_beann]

Hot chocolate made with water is so trash

[jess @steen_beann]

@ccartaa @SUBWAY Imma try to 😂

[jess @steen_beann]

Sooo subway just delivered my sub… with the knife left in it 😂😂💀🤦‍♀️ if y’all looking for it I got it 😂 @SUBWAY