The Dernster

This is pointless. Mendo is God. Giannotti doesn’t have a Twitter. All hail mighty Mendo. He / him / Dern / Laura / Derny Baby / Ellen Degenerate

[Getting Started @gettingstarted3]

we released a song yesterday and it’s actually sick

[The Dernster @steenedpotatoes]

Oooooh god here it comes! 🙏🚽

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Where's the craziest place you've put out a cigarette?

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I've recently been called an interloper. What does that mean?

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My tummy is very troubled. Look out!!!!

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@Ronnie_McDonny @jacobinfante24 Excellent take. Wow!

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@Ronnie_McDonny @girlziplocked Shes smart dude im sure she thinks through all her tweets. Let her cook!

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@ianmiles @Ronnie_McDonny

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@Ronnie_McDonny Nothing worse!

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@Ronnie_McDonny Did you hear any Morghan Waylans?

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@Ronnie_McDonny Bologna bopitty bop bop! Johnny Maier is a lucky boi!

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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@Ronnie_McDonny It’s too depressing. I got too depressed researching it. Just too depressed. I’m depressed

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@clarklikesbeer Oberweis milk shakes

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Favorites comedians
All-around: Conan
Late night: Letterman
Stand-up: Bill Hicks
Absurdist: Steve Martin
Writer: CK
Impressionist: Jim Carey
Sketch: Bill Hader
Alt: David Cross
Political: Louis Black
Musical: Jack Black
Film: Eddie Murphy
Jokes: Norm
Insult: Rickles
TV: Tina Fey

[Eileen Stein @eileencstein]

2022 I am back to my pre-covid peak of making and delivering 10 pound cakes a week for the Christmas season to friends and family. Like this message and you might be next!

[The Dernster @steenedpotatoes]

@elonmusk Thanks! You too!

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@Ronnie_McDonny Swearengen?

[Eileen Stein @eileencstein]

Michael’s wedding weekend in Colorado. Finally here. Wow.

No MGDs near the venue so Tommy and his friend Sam Labarbera found some near Denver and our coordinating the delivery. #millercoors

Genuine

[The Dernster @steenedpotatoes]

So apparently everyone else got married and ran a marathon this weekend.