Steev Letts

Stand-up comic, sun-shunning bum lover. I like a little too much milk in my kraft dinner. That's not a euphemism.

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@chelsealou_who RIGHT?!?

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@chelsealou_who Weirdest exit line ever!

[simon king @unfamous]

#Vancouver! This is almost sold out so get on it! Come see @MeganMishMash, @brettmartinlive, @SteevLetts, @sean_mcd96, @hulloharris and I get super dark. This isn't a dirty show, this is "we can't afford counselling so this is how it manifests itself" https://t.co/SzCVBCsYp4

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@isabeldc @j0shc Thanks Isa!

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The cutest thing about gen Z dudes is how they work out in packs. Every time I’m at the gym there’s between 4-7 pencil-necked middleparts sharing a machine and it is ADORABLE. I like to imagine they’re a local boy band filming a montage for a low-budget music video. 💕

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My new porn/edging is scrolling facebook marketplace and ALMOST making offers on all the reasonably priced secondhand stand mixers. So f*cking intense bro 😥

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@ErrantlyBilled Yup. 5hrs all in.

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Vancouver’s hottest club is PASSPORT OFFICE. This mall basement gong show has EVERYTHING: Lineups, non-sequential ticketing, haggard tellers with resting homicide face, human bird-baths (that thing when a mouth-breathing security guard holds a mug up to his face but doesn't sip).

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I’M AT A HOTEL WITH A POOL BUT FORGOT TO PACK A SWIMSUIT. My inner child can’t even look at the pathetic excuse for a man I’ve become.

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The best part of designated writing time is how clean my apartment gets because I’d rather organize drawers and scrub walls than face my laptop screen.

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I hate the term “fur baby” and I think it makes me so uncomfortable because it renders me my cat’s “skin daddy” which I will just never be ok with.

[ComedyHereOften @ComedyHereOften]

12 tickets left! Get yours asap!

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I worried the colour of my new harness might signal something I’m not into, but I checked the hanky code and lime green means “will fuck for food” so I actually chose perfect by accident.

[MY!GAY!HUSBAND! @mygayhusband]

Had A Lil Comedy Block Party On Commercial Drive At Last Weeks @BigFunVancouver With Special Guests @andreajin_ @randeenoodle @SteevLetts @sashmarked @ClamMacleod & Kyle Fines!

[MY!GAY!HUSBAND! @mygayhusband]

🚩 @BigFunVancouver Returns For A One Night Only Free Outdoor Stand Up Comedy Show With @andreajin_ @randeenoodle @sashmarked @SteevLetts @ClamMacleod & Kyle Fines Saturday July 2 2022 On Commercial Drive 🚩

Complimentary Tickets At https://t.co/ctqJ3dI29f

[JUST FOR LAUGHS @justforlaughs]

NEW COMEDY ALBUM ALERT! Recorded live in March 2022 at Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver. STAND-UP B.C. – YEE-HAW HELL YEAH ft. @MalikElassal, @Gristopher, @RachelESchaefer, @RossDauk, @SteevLetts, Sophia Johnson, @byjacobsamuel and Jane Stanton. Streaming now https://t.co/fMMNJbvfVJ

[CBC Gem @cbcgem]

🎙️ @SteevLetts is staying on brand, at least.

(📺 : The New Wave of Standup | @CBCComedy)

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Pro flight tip: put that $12 brick of turkey-scented ciabatta you bought at the airport Starbucks between your thighs for the first hour of the flight to soften the bread and season the meat. In Italia, this is known as a peenini press.

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I try not to compare myself to my parents as I grow older, because it always makes me feel so inadequate. For example, at 38, I’ve never even owned a condo, and by this age my father had already built and demolished not one, but TWO families.