I hate Delaware

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

No insult can hurt me under my endless layers of irony.

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Going through the whataburger drive thru in under 45 min: impossible challenge

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Fall out boy makes music for guys who aren't gay but do suck dick as a fashion statement.

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Trying to make a new kind of rug pull where I end up as poor as the investors. We can't all be winners, but with enough hard work, we can all be losers.

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Idk how they euthanize dogs, I assume with hammers.

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

I don't want to sound anti-cop or anything, but if it takes you 12 seconds to become so afraid for your life that you have to mag dump into an autistic child with cerebral palsy, you should probably be put down the same way we euthanize dogs that bite children

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Need a white girl to go dog mode on my balls

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

@TylerAlen2k @_GrandExchange_ @stankRat_ I think you're right. I think a lot of people's deaths that get blamed on cheaters is actually them playing bad. Most of my deaths are from playing badly.

I still have more fun on pve with my friends.

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@JuulTeam6ix @UDTmatt @_Nikolot_ @tocanar @xzeuii @LogicaISoIution Defending shitty business practices by pretentiously pretending people don't understand how things work when they point out how shitty a practice is has got to be peak cuck behavior.

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

"Look at that loser lmao"
Me every time I look in the mirror

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

God, I love flying too close to the sun.

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

"Be the bigger man"

Bro, im 6', im already the bigger man, fuck you, imma be petty

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

@gm1ddy @LogicaISoIution You're mad a closed beta is closed? Goofy

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

I wanna become a cop so I can install @LeagueOfLegends on my little car computer and drive 80+mph while getting diff'd in jungle

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Me: there's plenty of other fish in the sea

Captain ahab: He's not a fuckin fish dude

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

@EverythingOOC All of them

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Boxers be like "no, I always wear my pants this high"

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Who's statistically most likely to beat their girlfriend?

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

Make sure to put in a two week notice at your job before killing yourself, as a friendly reminder to yourself that you're replaceable.

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

I don't want to own a home because it's "the American dream"

I want to own a home to ruin the lives of the people on the HOA

[I hate Delaware @steevsnotfunny]

So when you laugh at your suffering it's "empowering and healthy"
But when I laugh at your suffering it's "sick and cruel"

Hypocrisy much?