Jesse Snyder

My name is Jesse Snyder, and sometimes I write software.

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@MrBingoTV @disclosetv @grok Bro it's like ten seconds are you cooked

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just brain stormin a lil bit here:
fully nude linked in

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I like music and I don't care who knows it! All the haters can go fuck themselves.

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Being rewarded for being an information goblin my whole life.

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They should let me rent out The Sphere and invite all my friends over to watch all my concert recordings straight from my phone

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MAYBE YOU SHOULDA VIBE CODED IN SOME AUTOMATED BACKUPS AND A RESTORE PROCESS

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Reading code is a lot more important than writing code, and that's never been more obvious than now in the age of LLMs and agentic coding.

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@mitchellh Tim the TUI Man Taylor

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@lobstermindset Oh shoot, you in Denver?!

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Table steaks? Where else am I gonna eat them?

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Just randomly remembered that time a new dev hire brought in the book "Refactoring" their second week at a previous gig haha

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@MycelialOracle @satyanadella @Microsoft I use mushrooms to encrypt all my data

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@Ram05Jose @chocopiepls2 @LowlyLogician @provisionalidea Lol what's that got to do with anything

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The number of dumpling options at HMart is simply overwhelming

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We're just as cool as those @berachain bears over here at @AstriaOrg . For example, I smoke weed.

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I’m happy to share that I’m starting a new position as Head of Product Engineering at @AstriaOrg ! I look forward to empowering my team to create exceptional world class user-facing applications and tools!

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what if we're just the 3d shadow of our 4 dimensional selves in a dimension we can't even perceive 😭

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youve heard of moodeng but have you heard of prodeng

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Gonna start referring to my journey of learning programming to build shitty Flash games in 2001 at age 12 as "engineering since the turn of the century"