Chauncey Muffintop

Chance McKinney

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

This is 10% luck

20% skill

15% sucking my own dick at Good Will

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Alamo money, Alamo problems

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Fun fact: the "country" in "country music" is North Korea

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Pearl Harbor? I hardly know her

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Child support? More like Black & Mild support #chiefs #eagles #lungcancer #seaworld

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@asdfjklErinx Holy shiiittttt i forgot about Cymberlea. I hope she's somewhere doing queen shit (governor, stripper, etc.)

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Baby name recommendations (updated for 2023):

Grelvis
Horace
Mullet Monster
Ooze
Uncrustable®️
Chainlink
Kathy Bates
Plucky
Bunce
Threedo
Sammy Bullets
The Mesmerizer

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

@BlakeDurbin You're always trying to add cloacas to things

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

My new year's resolution is to break into people's homes and make snide comments about their interior decorating. I've done it 400 times so far

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Gaining access to the nuclear launch code and setting it as my MySpace password

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Due to inflation I'm now 6'3"

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

@TOMxBURGUNDY Front and center. Main character

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@ItsLiquidCuh

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Hate when something crazy happens and someone says "You can't make this shit up! 😜😝"

Like of course you can, do you not know what making shit up means

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

I just got a porn bot message on fucking DeviantArt. Is nothing sacred in this world anymore?

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

They're currently being sued for selling unlicensed A24 merch on Etsy

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Mfs say "Some of us don't watch the MCU because we have media literacy" and their favorite movie is some black & white student film called "The Opulence of Peacoat Sally"

[debo @killmefam]

I have like 30 door dash drivers in a giant plexiglass box ive been collecting them like bugs

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

Be the only if you ever when they maybe be it?

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This is Brexorton Rawr <3, she's 121 months

[Chauncey Muffintop @steezobeezy]

I process lots of newborn medical papers and love seeing all the modern baby names. Here are some of my suggestions:

- Providence
- Brexorton
- Sconce
- McRib
- Lil Ol' Fetus
- Skeletron
- Daniel
- Rawr <3
- Huckleberry
- Weezer