Steven Maysonet

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

“I had to fast-forward the gay scenes in Brokeback Mountain😅”

“Ok, then you’re pathetic and we can’t be friends”

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

I just burst into tears at 2am at work as the actual meaning of The Life of Chuck hit me

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

It’s baffling to me that some people genuinely can’t tell that I don’t want to see that video on your phone!!!!

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

My straight white male co-workers talking about how they don’t notice or experience discrimination😭🤡

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

It’s not fair that’s it’s #Pride and I still have to deal my straight coworkers😭

[vance @vancethot]

when people in the theater start loudly chewing their popcorn and playing with snack wrappers during a quiet scary ass scene

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

Coworker flexing that he found Obsession, pirated and in horrible quality, online, so now he doesn’t have to waste time going to the movies😭💀

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

Grindr hookup’s building had terrible parking, so I left and told him it was a waste of my time going there AND I JUST WENT HOME, WENT TO SLEEP, AND DIDN’T HAVE SEX. Growth🥹🫶🏼

[❦ @haunteq]

yall don’t get this song like I do

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

I can’t believe I have to go to work and deal with people and my dumb coworkers and act dumb and stupid and joke around to stupid jokes that aren’t funny AFTER A BREAKDOWN AND PANIC ATTACK

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

I hate doomscrolling but I CANT STOP

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Before this gif goes outta control like many gifs from my stuff, w everyone saying "what movie is this from???"-

I'd like to say that this is from I Love Boosters-

which is in theaters now but many don't know about it and I need u to get to theaters now to see it with friends.

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

I can’t believe Hacks is ending next week😭😭

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

I started listening to Grimes with a friend to make fun of her and now I’m obsessed. So the joke’s on me I guess.

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

I just splurged on @audible and I’m SO EXCITED

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

At this point, I think the only antidepressant that would work is a bullet to the head

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

I was enjoying “The Office” until I figured out that every straightman I know got their personality from there. Then it became unfortunate.

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

Having my family prefer my pedophile father over me really has me pondering on what trash of a person I must be

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

God-hating songs and songs calling him out on his bullshit🫶🏼😩😩

[Steven Maysonet @stefano_hates]

The nasty piece of shit in the sky knew what he was doing by not making me a killer cuz I hate every single human beingggg