stefan

retired duckling

[stefan @stefansholtis]

What am I gonna get on the AP Calc test?

[Death Cab for Cutie @dcfc]

And today we hand 'I Built You A Tower' over to you. We hope this album meets you where you need to be met. From all of us, thank you so much for spending time with the music we’ve made through all these years. https://t.co/QnOGvcpgrw

Album cover by @PhibDoesThis

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Scott Robertson @counterscottGO]

anti-ICE Wemby vs. Mamdani's Knicks, woke is so back

[ً @cryst6ls]

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

[usul 🐭 @paulatreideez]

he is risen

[Brandon 🤠 @brandonbb04]

glad treveyon henderson is focusing on pride month instead of acknowledging the sins of stefon diggs beating the fuck out of multiple women

[stefan @stefansholtis]

Rhamondre Stevenson RB1

[TreVeyon Henderson @TreVeyonH4]

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
Matthew 5:10

[negro mortensen @then0wnow]

i need to make more money

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

They tryna draft Dybantsa

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

@JDVance

[Trev Reporteraport @incredelman_11]

How this season has felt as a Patriots fan 😭

[big quaza 🇵🇸 @quazapacked]

I can’t fucking breathe oh my god

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

oh no 😬

[Lute @surri01]

walking into a del taco at 7 pm and going "yeah can I get the kill myself meal"

[Ty Dane Gonzalez @TyDaneGonzalez]

Turnstile? Oh they're winning by 50 tomorrow

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

If you watch this with the sound off, it looks like a commercial for Chili’s

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Ben Johnson knocking Matt LaFleur out of the playoffs

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

This Malik Nabers @IHOP commercial belongs in the hall of fame