Chronicles of Esteban

Curbside Prophet waiting for my rocket to come.

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

When I tell my Carnival houseguests that anything that looks like Pelau in the fridge is dog food, so don’t eat it. Do they listen? No! Instead you telling me about my Pelau need more salt.

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

These new local online businesses. If you are charging me a delivery fee, what do you mean you can only deliver after 5pm? Who you coming by at that hour?

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

I would not deem to question God’s wisdom and reasoning but:

- WHY WHY WHY must I get the branch of a plum tree in order to produce a new tree
AND
- What do you mean there are MALE plum trees!!!! Why?

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

A SIMPLE REMINDER

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

Living with an Addicition is a serious matter!
I've been clean for over 6 months now and everyday it is a struggle.
But I remember where I was and know that I can't go back there.
That is why I avoid Doubles vendors whenever I see them manifest......

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

@kneezurr Isn’t that behind Piarco?

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

All I’m saying is that there better be no price increases from Digicel on its cable offerings given how many channels are disappearing. NO FOX, FOX NEWS, NBC, MSNOW!! Exactly what am I really paying for?

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

I’m in the weird place where I keep saying :

“Remember when apps were free? “

What do you mean I need to pay you monthly to store recipes on your app? STEUPS!

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

RANDOM THOUGHT:
Chenette Chow- How do they open the chenette ?

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

DOCTORS/HERBALISTS: I have this affliction where my body starts itching if I’m in the office after 4pm and it gets worse after 4:30pm. Clears up in 15 minutes once I leave the building.

Is there a scientific name for my condition?

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

@BrianMcLight The weird thing is… Why wasn’t there an option for her to work extra hours to pay it off in installments? No grace was allowed or entertained.

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

Whenever I try to take the High Road, there is always traffic on it, so I always end up taking a short cut through Petty Lane.

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

CRAZY THOUGHT: What if the Corned Beef in the Supermarket is just stocks from War Time Bunkers all over the world that they are releasing now under different labels? It would explain why the tin hasn’t changed in decades.

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

I used to think this video was HOT!
It not even lukewarm! Clumsy af

https://t.co/hXGInNBnOg

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

And I was today years old when I realised that “reconnaissance” in French and English mean completely different things.

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

SOMEWHERE IN COUVA : EXCUSE!!!!
You could talk to me??? After half of Roystonia know the temperature of your vag……!!!!

[Chronicles of Esteban @stefansi]

Ummm Since they opened Flavah (sp), I can’t find the Soup/Souse Lady that is normally to the front of the Savannah Strip!
Where is she now?