stef is watching Lost season 3 ** no spoilers!!

thick thighs + thin skin .. she/her🤠

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i feel compelled to confess that I do not know the difference between The Beach Boys, the beastie boys, and that song that goes gimmie the beat boys

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I am very determined for my kids to have a mom who is ok with having a body (even if I am just cos playing as someone who is ok with having a body)

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This weekend im going to wear a 2piece swimsuit to the pool and run a 10k and I am equally terrified about both

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facing my phobia of the German Ai generated mole mapping body position guide model

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Getting progressively more worked up that my shampoo, conditioner, soap, moisterizer, deoderant, and laundry detergent all have distinct and non harmonious scents

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Everyone at work is having big feelings and I cant handle it YIKES someone said "yea because you are an empath" and I said bitch that just means no emotional boundaries

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I'm inventing a new type of guy that's a radiation denier

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In 2026 im going to get a lower level job where I have less responsibility and im extremely dedicated to this mission

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3yo was suddenly hit with the gravity of a strange man coming down the chimney at bedtime tonight and announced "i don't want santa to come to our house, he has to stay in the north pole"

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But also children are petri dishes and one or both of us has been sick for months so we never smooch and I feel like pretty woman

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W is my favorite person on the planet and our children are such silly reflections of our weird little personalities!

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It's been 1 month since my sweet puppy best friend doggie died in my arms and I am still shattered to my very core!!

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@jkac You must simply reject the notion of legal tender and calculate how many hours of work you spend on the Uber

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Absolutely deranged that I spent years thinking if I lost weight I wouldn't have body image issues and now I've lost weight and body issues are tbh the worst and most all consuming they've ever been

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1yo has discovered how to piss off her brother by saying "tine minutes!!" while pointing at him and it enrages him to the point of screams

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Taught 3yo to yell "kobe" when he throws a ball but he lost the plot and yells TOBY instead whenever he does something deranged

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Hard to take baseball seriously as an athletic endeavor when they are all wearing necklaces

[stef is watching Lost season 3 ** no spoilers!! @steffabj]

I did so bad in that interview I cried afterwards lol f me

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I've been so stressed out and pissed off at work someone sent me a GIFT CARD and said "hang in there"

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I have a job interview next week 😎 it's a demotion but maybe I would be happy at work again

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actually I have discovered baseball players are thick and wear tight pants so I can't talk right now

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this is a uniquely new low for me