#GenX will self quarantine like it’s 1999 because we could use some time off from showing our GenZ kids how to write a return address on envelope and helping our parents open attachements from the email address we made for them.
the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together
Hey folks, I know this may seem obvious but it’s a good reminder: the employees at grocery stores and whatnot have been dealing with panic-shopping and tension all week. They’re exhausted. Please put more than usual consideration into being kind and graceful. They’re helping us.
.@Chase: why aren’t customers saving money?
Taxpayers: we lost our jobs/homes/savings but gave you a $25b bailout
Workers: employers don’t pay living wages
Economists: rising costs + stagnant wages = 0 savings
Chase: guess we’ll never know
Everyone: seriously?
#MoneyMotivation
I asked my member of #Congress to sign the Eshoo-McKinley Dear Colleague letter in support of creating a dedicated #pancreaticcancer research program at DoD. Please join me in sending a message to your representative today! #PANCaware https://t.co/fsoG3A04lB