Steph!

Professional horse girl. Former cookie collective boss. Muppet Treasure Island enthusiast.

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@hearteyesmattel Dm-ing you!

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@IanFortey The Knick! I haven’t seen season 2 but it’s on my list. Season 1 is so good

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@aundreaupper No it means the shitty ideas are the rust filled water that flows when an out of use tap is turned on. Let it flow so the clear water of good ideas can get out

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@caitiedelaney Whenever we acted up after November 1st she would just shrug and say “Santa will be the judge of that”

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@lauraaaarrr @IanFortey Once he’s forced off the ship, he leaps from lifeboat to lifeboat shredding the rich

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@ChrisMotionless Stay. Keep making it a little longer every single time lol

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@UPS I booked and paid for a pickup that didn’t happen. Will the post office be able to accept the package with the postage I already paid on it?

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@bobby seeing a coke freestyle machine and reacting like it’s a window into hell

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I need another dollarama gua sha

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@IanFortey @ask_aubry 🏆 😂😂

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“An elite strike force of Christian homeschool graduates” Shiny Happy People is out of left field for that one

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@IanFortey @ask_aubry Mouth open staring has me undone

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“Girls can’t read, like what would I even do with a book, have a baby on it?” — @stanzipotenza

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Trying to figure out a way to steal this “Violent Gentleman’s Hockey Club” sweater from the lady beside me

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@BlackCraftCult Back when Bobby originally started with Rusted Horse then started BCC as well

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@jeremysaffer Sing the sorrow

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@puppymoth

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All these dog joint supplement ads are like “I allowed my dog to languish in visible agony for months until I bought a scam treat I found on Instagram and it magically cured them”

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@daniel_graves Which toe? I did my pinky toe a few months ago