Ephie_

A work in progress,

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

Is it in the sky, where love lives on…

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

Everyday I check into this app and I’m reminded more of you need to go outside and touch grass. Makes for good entertainment though 😅

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Being easy to recommend is an underrated career strategy.

[Muna @Munalozy]

I live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”

[Value Creator @ThermoLogic_]

In friendship, one of the hard things to accept was that someone can show up for you without you having to convince them that you are worth showing up for.

Unlearning this has been a blessing.

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

You can always tell the people who haven’t lost parents. I envy the privilege (and ignorance).

[Mo🧚🏼 @Pearlyi_n_]

As a friend if you lose your parent and you don’t tell me but post about it on socials I’m not gonna come to the funeral 👍🏿 I’m that strict

[Blank Check @dreadloxrastah]

You can put an email verbatim in the Outlook search that you just sent 2 minutes ago and it’ll be like no results found

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

Cristina Yang was an incredibly well written character.

[𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔭𝔢𝔯, 𝔲 𝔯 𝔞 𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔢⛓ @yvespolastri]

all the women i’m getting on my fyp sharing stories about how cristina yang saved their lives

[💋 @ahsidas]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things should calm down” every single week.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

Then, perhaps, don’t use it?

“EYE am very anti GLPs, ergo, YOU should not use them”

[wonderfull💋 @i_aim_tygaa]

@Anne_potilo @MoAngwenyi she does not have diabetes and there are better options to loose weight. Im so anti ozempic pls that is not a healthy solution and you cant convince me otherwise. viva!

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

Firstborn huwa kioo cha jamii.

It’s how you prove malezi yako to the community.

If you fail in raising your firstborn, everybody divests from your family so all the rest of them are swimming upstream.

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

@richieoketch Facts! You could hate on him as an artist for whatever reason, but you could not hate on that show!

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

Also what speed was this car being driven at to have this level of impact on Riverside Drive?

[Thanos @abadojack]

White Range Rover rear ended a tipper on Riverside Drive just before Kofisi. There's a corpse on the sidewalk.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Remote work changed my life more than my salary ever did. The money obviously matters, but the real luxury is no commute, quiet mornings, midday walks, dinner plans after work, and actually having enough energy left to enjoy a life outside of my job.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Hapa orphans tumeponea bana. Silver lining

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

Hakuna content naenjoy saa hii huko clock app kama ya music fests… I truly miss my high school choir days, what a time!

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

Make Canva great again because I truly hate the Chat/Claude posters and fliers..

[Ephie_ @steffoloo]

I got some Salmon on offer.. After having it for dinner today, I fear I may have accidentally unlocked a very expensive habit 😩

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. At some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. You get to be proud of who you are. Present tense.