Final tweet of my life: Elon musk is the world’s least funny, most dangerous man. Anyone who likes him is most likely an uneducated incel and this app sucks small cock (most likely his). Bye suckers
can’t believe it’s been 5 years in Hawthorne/at Wood…all I can say is county cops > state troopers > mppd regarding looks and opposite ranking regarding personalities. I will not be expanding further
Another time my friends and I were buying an orchid for our friend’s new apartment and the gentleman ringing us up asked if we were going to go home and sit on it lol. Obviously wish I was kidding about this one.
the Wh*le Foods in chappaqua is such an experience I swear the people ringing you up don’t even work there. One time I asked the guy at the register if they had cat litter and he was like “honestly I have no idea”
Happy holidays. No matter what you’re watching, no matter what channel you’re on, no matter what time of day it is, you can not escape the Sprite “JOY! JOY! JOY!” commercial. Enjoy
growing up I always rolled my eyes at my dad when an episode of Murder, She Wrote or M.A.S.H started & he’d say “oh a classic!” but now I say the same thing whenever a great episode of Frasier is on and honestly at least he was like talking to us, I just turn to my cat and say it
I have 0 trust for people who casually admit they watched men in black III. Like nah not possible. Was your life altered upon it’s viewing? Did it change everything about how you thought about family & friends? Did you even cry? I’m sorry but IDT you actually watched it if not!!