Stephanie

This is me, 30+, she/her

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

World building in fantasy novels is great, but if I have to flip to the back glossary to understand half the words every page, maybe stick to more common words and not made up ones

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

Somehow after being lucky for 3 years I get Covid now?!?!?

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

Apparently Hippos have hooves?!?!!? WTF?!??!!?

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

@notesreviews Well when a rooster and a hen have feelings for each other they do something called a “cloacal kiss”

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

Why have I been asked how chicken’s procreate twice in as many weeks? What about me screams I know?!

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

@notesreviews @jessiegender

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

@notesreviews @boobs_69_420 Are you implying Bones is a loser?! I am offended

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

Wine drunk isn’t as fun as hard liquor drunk

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

You are correct random coworker, you really don’t know if this is the season Jesus returns 😑😬🫥

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

@notesreviews https://t.co/piTdkvdUSn

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

And sometimes the “healer” and the “tank” are the ones that touch the cursed object

[c 🥀🥀🥀 @anddreadful]

Forget “tank” or “healer” the most important dnd party member role is “person who touches the cursed objects”

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

Well, I’m old
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

@notesreviews When do you never get a plate? 🤣

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

Well it’s official Christmas season, I’ve started my baking

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

@notesreviews Sucks that it didn’t fit, but not gonna lie hopefully your pain is my gain 🫥

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

Ah yes “Standard time” when the sun feels like it sets at 3 in the afternoon

[Jesse Jerdak 🐻 is on BlueSky now. It's better. @JesseJerdak]

Our most elaborate pun to date.

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

@notesreviews At least it’s not Covid?😬

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

Please don’t be bronchitis
Please don’t be bronchitis
Please don’t be bronchitis

[Stephanie @stefi_brown]

@notesreviews I’ll pray for them