shwifty stef

21 • ♓️♋️♌️• Music gets me higher 🎶🎵

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So lucky my dog will lay in bed with me endlessly cause I've rarely gotten out of bed the past 3ish days

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When you go in to the doctor for a uti and leave covid+ 👍

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@_alltimeHannaH_ Learned the hard way a heated blanket is my lort n savory

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@peachypiscez Walked into stans today and more than half of the people weren't wearing masks, including employees

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Ready for snow so I can drink beers and shred with my friends

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Not us finding an entire box of playboys in one of our abandoned storage units

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Me: *thinks about smoking a cigarette*
Everyone all of a sudden: LETS GO TO THE VILLAGE (the store I manage)

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My dog snores so fucking loud and hes awake

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@NatashaSkoglun I CANT BREATHE

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@_alltimeHannaH_ Omg YAYUHH

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Its really hard to get out of bed when you have a 60 lb dog and 2 fluffy kitties snuggled up next to ya

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Deleted Twitter for a day, but then realized... where else am I going to shout nonsense and be validated?

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My love!

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@_alltimeHannaH_ GOOD. FUCK THAT GUY

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@_alltimeHannaH_ Dude I'd fucking call the post office id be LIVIDD

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@usurpss OoooOoOOo hell yah!