Stefano Martinez

UT Chattanooga ‘94 | 1997 Randolph County Armwrestling Champ | 6 DUIs | 4 time divorcee | Roll Tide

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

@DustyAhhhBuhl FUCK THE WORLD DRINK

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

Took a leak in a Photo Booth last night. Expecting to have to make some more apologies as the day goes on. At the end of the day, who gives a shit. #stayinyourlane

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

Happy blackout Wednesday to you and yours. I expect to wake up at the local police station tomorrow. #checksoverstripes

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

@DustyAhhhBuhl @wicked_pissah69 Can’t confirm or deny those claims. Good luck getting into the pub tonight. Go birds.

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

@DustyAhhhBuhl Glad you got that out of your system Walnuts. Go spread your dogshit opinions somewhere else. #fightthepower

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

Kevin patullo is a terrorist

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

If anyone has seen my friend Bert let me know immediately. There’s someone pretending to be him who’s claiming he’s mailing it in for the night. #runtheball

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

Stefano took a number 1, 2 , and 3 on somebody’s lawn this past weekend. Needless to say, the radical left is pissed off. #takethat #lank

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

@Otomhawk Let’s just say it didn’t work out. Thanks for checking in.

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

@Rogwthelog You don’t know shit about shit Roger.
Best,
Stefano

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

@tjmingston69420 You haven’t met stefano, Tommy. #lank

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

Hey ladies, I drank 46 beers and argued with strangers tonight. How do you like me now? #holdthelinebitch

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

Lots of guys begging for a knuckle sandwich tonight. #lank

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

@woody5090s Woody,
If you drink with tenacity, that’s all the cardio you need. Thanks

[Stefano Martinez @stefmartinez67]

Merry Christmas #LANK