i want more "run errands with me" friends. no i do not want to spend $85 on a dinner to catch up. but i will go to costco and an estate sale with you and then some tacos
It absolutely backfires when I say, “yes, Penelope, in a minute!” and she starts shouting that she needs a sentimental man or woman to pump her up but I refuse to complain.
Just thought @lizzo should know that I’ve successfully trained my 3 year old daughter to reply to the phrase “in a minute” with the lyrics to About Damn Time ✌🏼
no more main character energy for 2022... i would like to be the side character....let me show up in a fun outfit and drop a devastating zinger and enjoy my low-stakes b plot.......let someone else do the self-reflection and growth part thank you
next year I will get hotter, wiser, more intelligent and more successful….and again the next year…and the next year. every year will be an upgrade till i die. thanks
I very rarely have my nails and my eyelashes done at the same time (hashtag Mom life) but I CURRENTLY DO AND I CANNOT BE STOPPED I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FIERCE THAN I AM RIGHT NOW 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
Good God I love my fans so much it’s crazy 🥺❤️ !!! I think I’m gonna cry the rest of the day !!!! Best day ever … praise the Lord … can I get an Amen 🙏🏼☀️🙌🏼 ???? #FreedBritney
🎥: @AbbyShalawylo
I have a stupid curling iron that has only one temp. setting (fucking HOT) and I give myself third degree burns every time I use it.
I retired it for a few years because I was DONE with its’ shit.
Broke it out today because I’m grown now, right??
#Wrong