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[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Stanley tumbler individual does an icebreaker at work

[helen qu'elle heure @uberjnet]

I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

when i send you an instagram reel, please know it is not done with pride, but with the same emotion a dog has when bringing its owner a dead frog—something primal in him wanting approval for the gift, something learned in him knowing he should feel a deep shame

[stef @stefproblems]

I really love robitussin. wonder what that’s about

[stef @stefproblems]

Justin and I forgot to swap Anabel’s tooth for money from the tooth fairy last night so I think it would be best if we just killed ourselves

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

You wanna really fuck someone up, trap them for the 18 years their brain is doing most of its development in a situation where their primary model of a romantic relationship is at best miserable and at worse abusive.

[stef @stefproblems]

it is now my life’s mission to make sure my mom never learns about this thing, then bring her to Vegas one day and pretend I can’t see it

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

I’ve turned a corner on this thing, I think it’s cool now.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

I’m a simple girl… I’d open my pockets for this easily

[stef @stefproblems]

my mom spent all day criticizing my parenting but Liam throwing up directly into her mouth and then laughing about it assured me I’m doin just fine

[stef @stefproblems]

@pezloco147 @HowtoADHD genuine permission to doodle/fidget. and to interrupt as long (as it’s constructive); if they’re interrupting to ask a question or make a point/repeat something back to you, chances are it’s because there’s a brief moment something’s clicking and they want to capitalize on that.

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send

[stef @stefproblems]

I tried BetterHelp and my therapist cried to me about his daughter the first time we talked

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

my friend just got a therapist on BetterHelp and it is NOT going well

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

there may come a day (very soon) where you realize you don’t have a specific passion for a career, you just want to make a sustainable amount of money in as ethical of a way as possible to live your life. realize that now before choosing your degree or career field

[stef @stefproblems]

where are people finding THESE remote jobs. I spend 10 hours a day sitting at my desk stress-emailing

[stef @stefproblems]

to have the freedom to wake up whenever you want on a Saturday and do exactly what you want that day? AT YOUR OWN PACE? I would give anything to have that again for just a few days in a row. instead I am hiding in my bathroom for 10 minutes of alone time and feeling AWFUL for it

[stef @stefproblems]

I love my kids so much but if there were a way for me to drop them off somewhere for a few days, having absolute certainty that they’d be fine and safe and loved the whole time, I would probably sacrifice one of my fingers or toes for it

[stef @stefproblems]

also I haven’t been in a theater that packed in years. on a Monday night during a literal tornado warning, nearly every seat was full. to be in a room full of women and girls all laughing, crying, and sitting solemnly during the same parts felt like a giant slumber party

[stef @stefproblems]

I can’t believe how good Barbie was. I’m so annoyed that it made me feel so happy and nostalgic and sad and empowered at the same time, I wanted to hate it but ugh just so great