stef schmidt

unlv alum

[A @seattleiminyou]

How can I make the Super Bowl about me

[maha @mahaaaay]

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Two Celsius no breakfast

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Good morning & remember, he's texting other women. Go enjoy your summer

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Only thing a bitch got better than me is eyesight

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

“wYd oN vAleNtiNes dAy”

Going to work bro it's Wednesday

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

bro i can’t fucking wait to go nighty night

[BABY M🌸 @mihletshemese]

being able to do things for yourself and not depending on anyone.

[PATRICKSTARRR @patrickstarrr]

Nobody:

My brain:

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

The feminine urge to argue with a man for fun

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

In college there was always one girl at a party who couldn’t drink bc she was on antibiotics and she would spent the entire night telling everybody she couldn’t drink bc she was on antibiotics

[stef schmidt @stefschmidt2]

mimosa flavored eggo 🤤

[c. @CCELL0PHAN3]

Hot girls have that one necklace they never take off

[jmart @JeremiahTMC]

all it takes is a “you won’t” and boom there I go

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

How can I make this football game about me

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

oh, what are my “qualifications”? well first off im a total cutie pie . so just jot that down