stefani.

it’s not that serious. just a hot wife & mom.

[stefani. @stefsux]

thought I was taking a cute pic with my kid and then he threw up the shocker and I think I’m still a good parent but who knows

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

living up to your potential sounds exhausting

[emily GOT PETER ☆ the scrapbook girl @emilysofoz]

let the small blonde lady get eiffel towered by two homosexuals in PEACE

[dan @dadopotamus]

not everyone is going to like you and I’m one of them.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Don’t forget to make everything about you today

[K @UghShh]

Some of you are going to be really great ghosts eventually

[ave @GreediestGenius]

Sometimes you just gotta say oh brother and go on about your day.

[stefani. @stefsux]

us. by gracie and everywhere, everything by noah and 9 crimes by damien and then ivy by taylor. in that order.

[pug 🌼 @gmeposhpug]

Everyone's gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

[JW @ohthatfknguy]

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round, motherfuckers.

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing

[Max Vitztappen. 𓃵 @bwalya_x]

To my surprise, today is only Tuesday.

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I don’t like being mean but I don’t mind either

[smiley cyrus ☻ @healthpunx]

No amount of daylight can save me

[jynx @jynxbby]

so full of love and rage, very yin & yang of me

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

I’m like if a junk drawer was a person