stefuni brady

i think i've ended up unemployed in greenland...

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

i did not know this. thanks CDC.

[ColumbiaPublicHealth @ColumbiaMSPH]

You’ve seen it everywhere, but there’s a reason. Contagion star Matt Damon explains why #SocialDistancing is the most critical thing you can do right now. Then head to https://t.co/sUXphD602y to find out more. #ControlTheContagion #publichealth #ColumbiaSPH

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

🎶 if you’re essential and you know it wash your hands 🎵
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🎶if you’re quarantined and you know it wash your hands🎵
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🎶if you’re gonna break the law and require a police arrest then we really do wish you’d wash your hands🎵
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[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Stay safe out there and remember that the poor, the elderly, and the immunocompromised are not disposable

[Matt Sterling @MSterling27]

The best content you will see this weekend:

President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins' dog enters room of 100 people to look for his owner, walks through everyone to find him, is very happy to do so and demands a belly rub during an official event

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

When they go past the Enfield exit and think "No worries, I can fix this"

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Behold, the only competent scooter rider in human history...

[stefuni brady @stefuni]

I'm talking to @meet_cleo to help me with my money. She's smarter, faster, and way more fun than my bank 🙏 Join me for free and get $5 when you create a Wallet 👇Ÿ‘‡ https://t.co/Lkcw1OrjvF

[stefuni brady @stefuni]

https://t.co/jcs56Wy552

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Be the feral huntress spurning the affections of men that you wish to see in the world

[stefuni brady @stefuni]

@TheBloggess 🤦‍♀️😂😳

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The creature, dropping super obvious hints that he’s going to kill Victor’s wife: I'LL BE WITH YOU ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT.

Victor:

[stefuni brady @stefuni]

oVertone is LIFE for my hair. https://t.co/RRnhCrs52n

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The plot of pretty much every Shakespearean tragedy

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Darcy when Elizabeth rejects his first proposal

[Texas Highway Patrol @TexasHwyPatrol]

For this week’s #ThrowbackThursday, we’re sharing a historic photo of the gym at the DPS Academy in Austin. While it may look a little different today, this gym is still in use. However, boxing is no longer part of the training. #tbt

[stefuni brady @stefuni]

@motherofcakes I am a Taurus and that’s why I didn’t have to get to work

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Relatable.

[TxDPS - Southeast Texas Region @TxDPSSoutheast]

DPS Ramping Up Move Over/Slow Down Enforcement

The Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) is beginning enforcement efforts across the state focusing specifically on violations of the state’s Move Over/Slow Down law. See more: https://t.co/gtOSsJqfXJ

[stefuni brady @stefuni]

Check this out! :) The Anti-Suicide Candle Co. lot's of fun smells! https://t.co/MHDHdEqIsz