Stefanie Weber

pineapple 🍍does belong on pizza 🍕

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

Feeding your dog a cap full of fireball is an act of a good dog mom #ChangeMyMind

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

@ben_lehmann Wait a minute you love in Colorado too now?!

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

@danielles0715 That escalated quickly

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

Runs one mile yesterday after not running in forever. Looking in mirror today to look for 15 pounds I lost over night. That’s how it works right?

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

Modern day CrossFit muscle ups are just ugly versions of gymnastics kips

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

When a creepy guy asks for your number and you finally don’t have to lie about having a boyfriend 😂😭

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

*Halloween is over* everyone: “OMG CHRISTMAS” me: “yesssss THANKSGIVING! Give me alllll the food 😋 then I’ll be ready for Christmas”

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

When you get to wake up to someone you care a lot about it makes the mornings not so terrible ♥️

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

When you eat your food so fast you don’t know what to do for the rest of your lunch break... 😩

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

“He smells like strong coffee and going to see a mans about a horse”

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

I thought having a pond I’m my backyard would be tranquil but It just attracts the loudest geese in Colorado and I’m not about it 🙄

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

I wish paying bills was as instant as a debit card so that way they don’t accidentally spent my bill money that sits in my account for three days...

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

Been stressed about my signing up for my own own health insurance body: here have a cold sore 😭

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

Highlight of my birthday was when a kitty cat approached me and accepted my pets for a couple mins. ♥️ 🐈

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

I miss home and by missing home I mean I miss my people 💔

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

I hate Arie... 😡

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

@hans_studey21 God. Already?! You make me feel so old!

[Stefanie Weber @stefweber11]

I’m the best valentine to myself! I always know what to get for myself 😊

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

This run was golden! 17-year-old Red Gerard gave Team USA its first gold medal of 2018. #WinterOlympics #BestOfUS https://t.co/a8E2Sv9O2T

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

It's time to toughen up.