Stefussy

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

oh yeah that's my chekhov's gun. don't worry about it.

[andreas @illseer]

atheist shroud of turin

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

There’s an ridiculously squeaky door in my office and I brought in WD-40 to fix it. I’m choosing my moment because the fact is someone has to see me do it or it’s meaningless. There are no good samaritans in the 4HL. Two spritzes will make me completely unfireable.

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Imagine Ben Shapiro dirty talking

“You would classify yourself as naughty, correct?”

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

smoking a joint with brienne of tarth and she says thank you each time it's passed to her

[critter @BecomingCritter]

I was VAPORIZED, Jerry! Vaporized! You know what that does to a man's confidence?

[Balogun @balogun]

My debut World Cup… it hurts to wait 4 years to compete at the highest level our sport has to offer. I want to say sorry to our fans it was not good enough when it mattered most and we let you down

Soccer in America will only become bigger the belief, the talent, and the passion is continually growing and I know the best days are in front of us, the future belongs to those who never stop believing, this moment will fuel us. We will be back

Why not us?

For the nation. For the flag.
🇺🇸🦅
B

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

You believed. You filled stadiums. You brought the game into homes and communities across the country.

Most of all, you showed everyone what this crest means. Thank you.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Our World Cup journey comes to an end.

[James @TypeForVictory]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

No one sent me a horny Fourth of July chain text 😔

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

> notorious womanizer despite being fat and bald
> retires at 42 as the richest man in the colonies by building a fortune on posting
> world-leading scientist in his SPARE TIME despite little formal education
> hired by the government during the revolution to schmooze people in France
> founded the future most powerful country on earth
> died at an old age universally admired

Reminder: Ben Franklin was the biggest baller of all time

[Sanjay Sujanthakumar @tha_Real_Kumar]

#USMNT striker Folarin Balogun on his immediate reaction to red card:

“I think it was just important to stay calm. I never want to react out of anger and out of emotion. There’s still lots of people we’re inspiring, little kids, boys and girls who are watching, and we have to show them the correct way to handle things, even when you think it's unjust.”

On shaking ref’s hand postgame:

“As said, you can feel like something, injustice can happen to you. It’s not an excuse to be disrespectful… I'm aware that the World Cup might be the first time a lot of American viewers are tuning in. So it's important just to show people, whether things happen to you, good or bad, just to continue to be yourself.”

[brandon* @brndxix]

USA playing down a man in honor of Charlie Kirk ✊

[🇲🇽 México Mágico ✨ @MexicoMagico]

Si pierde México, perdemos todos 🔥

[Lu12 (Toluca Versión) @Lu12_2005]

Ya estamos listos para el partido de la Selección Mexicana🇲🇽

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

Egypt Iran hydration break