Alex Steimer

a (reformed) menace to society

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

@okeke3000 well, there’s a lot of seating

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

ready or not here I come

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

I’m like a combustion engine, either 2 stroke or 4 stroke

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

bro must you type so aggressively?

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

if you give a moise a shot he’ll ask for another and another until he passes out. It’s me, I’m the mouse

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

the I’m bitches meme but if you give a mouse a cookie

[f⌖ @ohfold]

can we all stop pretending little caesar's pizza is bad

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

@slimhawk96 @thereal4pf mad thicc

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

stop naming your kids alexander (boring) bring back octavian

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

diluted spirits: liquor-ish. Just like coke and the cola

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

@newvirtualsaul no, the stink

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

sometimes I feel like dad after I shit

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

y’all heard of bytecoin? apparently it has 8 times the value of bitcoin!!

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

@thankyouisaac cock slapping 😳

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

what the latinas about to do??

[kate buss @goopsnineeleven]

I can confirm- Russians are also latina

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

@newvirtualsaul from minecraft?

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

yt ppl b funny, they go through their first major heartbreak between 15 and 17 then become a agnostic/atheist/nihilist and a fan of the strokes in their early 20s

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

partition you up in trash bags, permute your pieces across the city and map you to another space

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

don’t thick thighs save lives, lest “good” guys give creampies

[Alex Steimer @steimer_alex]

I wish one of these women on tinder that has: “send me your best pick up line” in their bio would match with me, bc I wanna say “nice shoes! wanna fuck?”