Neil Achrymose

he/him/gay she. this is serious and all for Shail. Yiddish @nokhamol

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

if you see me acting in a way you judge as bizarre or irregular do not worry. it is the monkey hat

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@forsurenotjosh I hope it geyed with so much mazl yoshkele

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pooping my pants in a toddler music class to connect to my audience

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

I spend so much time on the bus because the bus loves me. If it did not, why would I spend so much time on it? And if the bus loves me, I must love the bus. I must devote myself to the bus. I must ride and ride. It feels so good to be on the bus. It feels so good to be in love.

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

jsyk guys if/when i go to rabbinical school it’ll be at least partially due to conclave 2024

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

@forsurenotjosh I will teach this to my Hebrew school students. his name is bob b”h

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my feets in bags of goo

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jumpscared by my own foot pic in the family group chat

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finally got my attention medication, for those keeping track at home

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this one not a joke. the portal has closed and my psychiatrist has vanished

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

using the portal to fight my psychiatrist to the death and whoever wins gets to call seven pharmacies and seven new psychiatrists

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

I use the portal to tell my psychiatrist I hate her. she puts a curse on me but it cures me of my ADHD. all’s well that ends etc etc etc

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@ryebread_17

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

24 hours between me and pigeon tattoo‼️‼️‼️i am vibrating with excitement

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

2 weeks and uhhhhh 7 hours between me and pigeon tattoo. im no longer vibrating in order to conserve my energy.

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

you can change your body whenever you want. try it. around a hundred dollars seems to be a common price to change someone about your body so I’d recommend spending about a hundred dollars and changing part of your body if you want

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OODLES of trans man swag here it actually makes me uncomfortable. he looks like he goes to my synagogue

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy Birthday, James McAvoy

[Neil Achrymose @steinredacted]

they’re gonna make me pope for rule of threes, because two jewish popes is an unsatisfying number of popes