carolina

i CAN be bitchy but i don’t know if i’m A bitch

[Diogo @DiogoGTB]

Eu não aguento mais, Mamdani come to Portugal

[sophia @sadgirlnlove]

mas aí o monstro sou eu se demoro mais do que dez minutos no banho

[quinn 🇵🇸🇲🇦 @81R0ZAN0V]

centuries ago the insanely rich used to sponsor libraries, hospitals, arts & science, bc they understood that if they just showed off their excessive wealth w/o giving back they would be hanged & needed the plebes to see their value to society. now they just do shit like this

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

sharpay when the east high student body aren’t sticking to the status quo

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

The best argument for Socialism ever. Capitalism admits it can't compete with "reasonable prices"

[James @JimHughes301]

So turns out when people said these shops wouldn't work it's because megacorps would cry about having to fairly compete with them.

[Dak @Dak1717446]

He looks like he’s at Dunder Mifflin.

[KC Preds Fan @PredsKc]

God forbid kids have their eyes exposed to a pride flag though

[esra @1989healy]

Try 4 years since the 1975 last released an album

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

This is still the funniest tweet of all time

[also laika @cheekrneatchews]

well i have to get up at 6am tomorrow and take the bus even though i have a cold, which also isn't easy to do and quite impressive

[Artemisia® @Artemisthea84]

Temevo tornassero i jeans a vita bassa, invece è tornato il nazismo.

[das 🤎 luca haas' manager @wolfbiird]

the worst person you know just made a good point

[matt @mattymusgraves]

One week away from seeing the word protein on these

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

Going to start saying “NPC density is insane” in real life situations

[⃟ @maroosie]

the concept of your last achievement being ending nicki minaj

[Lacey @angelLacybaby]

bring back loud pop songs to this extent

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self