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I'm just living my best life 💕

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@Go_2_Heller LMFAO wtf

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Spoiler alert: you can't

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I dare you to show me a better intro to a movie than Pixar's Wall-e

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I'm so dumb I was reading a thread on cast-iron skillets and someone mentioned the properties of the iron and I literally wondered "wow, I didn't know CAST-IRON SKILLETS had iron in them"
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Bout to just cancel my family omg

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@___zAcHaRy_ Ooh yeah that makes sense

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Ugh you know you're a stress analyst when you start seriously wondering what the mechanical properties of Jolly Rancher Stix are.... Now I wanna do some loads tests

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Why did it sound like a Nintendo Switch ad when it broke

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Could Californians just learn how to fucking drive please? That would be great.

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Live life, breathe air

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Today I almost ran into someone in the hallway and they said "Oh sorry!" In the midst of my sudden panic I couldn't decide between "oh you're fine" and "no problem" so I chose "oh, you're problem" 🤦‍♀️

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I got two cupcakes!! Happy Friday :)

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You know, I complain about work a lot but occasionally sometime just brings in cupcakes for no conceivable reason and that's pretty great

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Some more of my favorites

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Anyone else ever notice how unhelpful questions/answers are on Amazon? I can't tell you how many times I looked at an answer to a question for a product and someone took the time to say "I don't know"

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Robyn is a savage

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What's the charge code for existential crises?