stelmosfire

everyone’s least favorite middle child

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

I love direct deposit

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

I love direct eye contact

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

Not to mention I was over charged bc the shopper stole my groceries and I wasn’t credited the full amount 😂 can you please get it together @Shipt

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

Not a @Shipt rep asking me why I can’t just be happy with a $10 credit when I was over charged $16 on a order I never got and wanted a refund 😂 y’all wild for that

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

Nothing humbles you more than having to retake your drivers license photo 🥴

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

Where are all the nose ringed, neck tattooed, curly haired boyz on hinge at??

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

My nose really had the audacity to be RUNNY while I am healing from sinus surgery. Like wasn’t the point for it to NOT be like this 🥴

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

Me & my BFF were made for each other bc no 2 girlies are delusional enough to book a camping trip in Banff & think we can hike for 8 hours a day for 3 days (we both couldn’t run 3 blocks on a good day & neither of us own a tent). Stay tuned to watch our televised rescue mission.

[RICKY @Rickyismsss]

Someone PLEASE put that koi fish back in the Northern Water Tribe’s pond!!

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

Today teddy asked me to pick him up because he wanted to see my neighbors kids over the fence 🥹 I can’t get over how much he loves kids

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

me five minutes after saying i have to save money

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

If only my dog could text, I would tell him I miss him

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

I try to introduce EVERYONE to my siblings. If they don’t vibe with you, you got to GO 🙅🏼‍♀️

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

i don’t think your parents should meet your partner till you know this is the person you actually want to settle down with & get married to. i’m so big on that. i can’t bring just ANYBODY to my parents.

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

27 has done me so dirty, I want a refund!!!!

[🐌 @Wheeema]

My guardian angel after their shift with me

[stelmosfire @stelmosonfire]

@crazyfeminista THIS is the tea i needed today 🐸☕️