Stephen M. Rogers

Fisher of yarns. Baker of tales. Vaudevillain.

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@leekern13 Not bad as far as satire goes. But honestly, you were funnier dressed as a dog.

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@mattxiv Really thought this was an Onion article.

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If transmissible via towels, clothes, contact, then how can @CBC get away with such disgusting homophobic articles like this? #shame #straightpeopletouchtoo #endthestigma #monkeypox

PHAC urges gay, bisexual men to practise safe sex as monkeypox spreads https://t.co/fjn2MO0X5j

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@iamonlyjess Thanks for the recommendation!!!

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@CoryBMorgan At least there will be a planet to "business" about

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@lovemedo7 @JustinTrudeau Don't worry Janice.

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@KatieLeggitt This is 100% Leggitt

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@TrannaWintour Miss Congeniality

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@SenGaeriel @CHIMPSINSOCKS As long as there's no ammo...

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@JoeBiden Your move, POTUS!

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The shows actually start June 19th, BUT WHAT'S A DATE?? Gornisht mit gornisht.

@SachaBaronCohen @hbomax @HBO @mikejudge #chelmthesmartestplaceonearth #gregdaniels #dwyt #montrealtheatre

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Hey @SachaBaronCohen, we’re doing The Sages of Chelm MUSICAL in Yiddish from June 29-July 3! We’d love to have you as our guest of honour 😉 @HBO

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@jacobtierney79 @CBCNews Also, the difference in reporting spreading via contact. CTV on the left, explaining how it MAY be transmitted by the physical contact involved during sex. CNBC on the right straight up blaming gay men having sex.

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@ginnyhogan_ Made me look.

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Graphite. Man. What an invention.

#happy420

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Just had one of the first runs of the year! MAN, does the warm weather ever make a difference but I should probably still check my diet. Too much fibre? 🤔

[NASA InSight @NASAInSight]

I’ll never tire of sunrise on Mars. ☀️ Each morning, that distant dot climbs higher in the sky, giving me energy for another round of listening to the rumbles beneath my feet. https://t.co/QB4uVOBLAP

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My body is a temple, but my mind is Aurangzeb.

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@jacobtierney79 HOLY SHIT

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Still appreciating mandatory mask wearing as it helps me imagine that strangers all have donkey teeth.

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@JimCarrey Always fascinating to see @JimCarrey's range. Who else could play the bottom of a coffee cup?