Steven

Who wants to go birdwatching?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Knicks Game 5 and the Puerto Rican Day Parade are both happening this weekend. It’s feeling like those two cups of water in Jurassic Park

[Steven @stemicher]

No fucking way

[Steven @stemicher]

“I gotta piss like a race horse” has got to be top 3 ways to announce that you need to use the restroom.

[Steven @stemicher]

I still have not recovered from this.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

We ride at dawn

[Steven @stemicher]

I’m putting together a team

[Steven @stemicher]

LIBBING OUT

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

In all seriousness billionaires it’s time to live up to your promises and leave New York

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Primary Jeffries, Goldman, Torres, and Schumer.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇰🇵 BREAKING — North Korea Congratulated Mamdani on Defeating the "Zionist Establishment".

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

Mamdani talking to the bodega cat 😭

[Steven @stemicher]

@ForOurCitypac @ZohranKMamdani @JoeBiden @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Omg, this all looks great lol. Thank you for the Zohran ad! So happy I voted for him 💙

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[will @w1lld0mk3]

Whenever I’m sick I make this soup from the Chinese Cultural Revolution Cookbook and it fixes everything

[Steven @stemicher]

I love waking up in the morning and immediately looking at my phone. It’s so good for me I can’t even stand it.

[Steven @stemicher]

@kenklippenstein Shameful @RepJeffries

[Steven @stemicher]

Who’s up Gilding their Age?

[Brian Stack @BrianStack153]

Still one of my all-time favorite Onion headlines.