Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c)

Bill and Ted had it right - be excellent to each other. Be kind. Do good.

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@mrmikewozniak Really enjoying this, Mike. Thanks.

But Maisie deserves a show of her own! Marvellous..

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away.
To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet.
I'll choose a winner this time next week.
Good Luck!!

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@CandyCrushSaga why is it that the @shoptemu ad always crashes the app? And always at a crucial point.
If anything is likely to make me NOT get temu, it's this...

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@richardosman Bergerac.

A perfect meld of English and French influence and an absolute banger of a tune.

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@bryansgunn does great stuff, but this is one of the best
BlackAdder.
A Team.
Father Ted.
Airplane.
Homes Under the Hammer.

Genius.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Who’s on the plane?

The very unofficial England squad announcement

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@MartinSLewis Link taxation and benefits systems to ensure basic income levels, 'in work' always being of financial benefit, but ensuring this is simple, understandable and flexible to reflect current working practices.
And if you can sign up online, you should also be able to cancel online.

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@AegonUK ..so how DO I get access to MY MONEY? Get this sorted and just send me an email address or a contact site, rather than the absolute shambles that is the current situation.

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@AegonUK why in the name of all that is holy is it impossible to do anything with your website? You send me a letter with an email, that's closed. You tell me to go to support - that's not allowed. It's almost like you deliberately make it hard.... 1/2

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@LineOfTheTimes It's been at least 30 years, but I still miss Zazoos. Some bloody brilliant nights in there...

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@toniwriter That rolo one, top left, looks like a winner to me....😉

Enjoy.

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@Rainmaker1973 Lovely drawer. Fabulous organisation. Terrible snack choices. An opportunity missed...😉😁

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@JoshMalina Marvellous use of 'bellend'. I didn't think I could like you more...😉

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@HiSheriffBucks @MKComFoundation @IanRevellMKCF @Ranj_MK @iainastewart @Ben_Everitt @emily4MK @chriscurtis94 Do you genuinely think that inviting MPs whose policies are responsible for so many of the SHOCKING DATA statistics cited in this report is valid? They have failed to represent, respond or react, voting with the party, no matter what's best for constituents. Wastemen.

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@abughazalehkat Beautiful work on the Phineas and Ferb quote, which makes this absolute shit show of a world a little bit better.

Thanks for the weekly gobsmack. Nice to know we're not alone on going to hell in a handcart over this side of the pond...

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@MyGineration 'Swiftly'....

In the words of Jim Royle, 'my arse'.

It's been a decade or more that they've known. They did nothing except give the person in charge a bloody medal and the company responsible billions more in contacts.

Lies, lies and more lies.

Twat is polite!

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@Pandamoanimum has, once again, smashed it out of the park with this thread.

Thanks for the shits and giggles - truly appreciate the silliness you bring to the world.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Day 1 of my #AdventCalendar

[sound up]

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@VodafoneUK Cool, cheers Alex.
Don't need an upgrade. But I'll ring em and see what they'll do.

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@VodafoneUK - who should I speak to about reducing my broadband costs? Other providers are offering better deals, but I quite like you...😉. It's gone up 25% with you, so worth a punt?

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@UMHANUK @AmyZile @zile_amy - who knew there was another Amy Zile....😁

[Stevie Mac - Occasional Ranter (c) @stemkman]

@WandGTC Perhaps, if anyone is monitoring, you should delete this?