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Without sauce you're lost, but you can also get lost in the sauce

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Somebody’s hungry!

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Road conditions hazardous. Time to order DoorDash

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God is a they/them

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I don’t see the difference between me voting and the homeless guy in my neighborhood who shouts his opinions at speeding cars

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Hobbies include going up the stairs like a prowler ghoul

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This bumble match who won’t respond has me checking our star sign compatibility

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I’d get a dash cam but how much footage of me picking my nose do I need?

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Weather app

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These zyns got me acting strange

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@duneworm69 Why would you deprive the women of the world of that mustache

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Guy who takes Adderall naps

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That hurts mentally

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All bathroom and shower products should have a fun little story on the back

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@Grimezsz You mean Jesus lizards 🦎

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@duneworm69 That’s only true because you believe it

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I fully expect my parents to repay my student loans and they don’t need a taxpayer handout

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@pulte $665

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The good thing about work is that eventually you’ll be dead

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@bryce_dean49 Have another drink

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Something about the spicy chicken I had for lunch isn’t agreeing with the spicy chicken nuggets I had for dinner