Denver Stenersen

All I have seen teaches me to trust God for all I have not seen.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I will burn @RobinhoodApp to the ground if they shut down free market trading.

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Everyone's mom did this, right?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BORDER WALL prototypes underway!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just heard Foreign Minister of North Korea speak at U.N. If he echoes thoughts of Little Rocket Man, they won't be around much longer!

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Donald Trump has been President for 100 days. That’s 100 days more than Hillary Clinton. And I’m very happy about that. Merica.

[Humor @HumorTV__]

im done https://t.co/dviUY2rRub

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

WRECKED.
Merica.

[Humor @HumorTV__]

White people bruh 😂😂 https://t.co/sAM7l24TtX

[Black People Comedy @BIackPpIComedy]

Incredible accuracy

[Humor @HumorTV__]

I need to do this over summer https://t.co/qvf1Ic3yoL

[Humor @HumorTV__]

Superhero skills on level 99 https://t.co/Q7VgTrzEyV

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Whether you love Trump, or hate him, this is awesome. Merica.