Sarah Stenner Quotes

The things the wonderful @sks462 says....

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Donkey Chat

#OriginOfTheSpecies

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*Talking to Laura about working in a prison*

"Is it nice in there?"

#CellblockChique

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It's been a long time. But we're back!From Becca Stenner:

Me: *Playing Nothing Else Matters* "This is one of my favourite songs of all time. Do you know who it is?"

Becca: "Ummm... Childish Gambino? No, give me a clue!"

Me: "Begins with an M"

Becca: "Swedish House Mafia?!"

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Me: "Do you know what the Hulk's real name is? Both his names start with a B!"

Sarah: "I don't know! Billy Big Bollocks?!"

#HulkSmashedIt

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Me: "Who do you want to win?!"

Sarah: "Urrrr the Chicago Buffalos!"

Me: "Ha, they're called Buffalo Bills - what do you think the Indianapolis team are called?"

Sarah: "I don't know? The Hooves?!"

#NFL #Bills #Colts #Hooves

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"68 calories - it's basically just air!"

#DontGetItTwisted

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STENNER SISTER TAKEOVER

Becca: "Sarah, have you not made Andrew a coffee using your breast milk yet?...... I'd definitely do that"

#Bitty

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"I liked that film - Michael Raffaello was really good."

Sorry @MarkRuffalo

#Zodiac #CoconutKiller

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"If someone asked me to walk to Birmingham I reckon I could do it"

#WalkTheTalk

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"I mean, we haven't got loads of gin left - only, like, 8 bottles or something?"

#MothersRuin

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"260 miles? That it? A plane could do that in 5 minutes!"

#SpaceXLaunch

https://t.co/3pXadxJFKL

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"Hey Google, how much does an average poo weigh?"

#ShitChat

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Quarantine is taking the Stenner family group chat to the next level.

Wow.

#NoHashtagExistsForThis

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"I'm going to take the ironing to the charity board shop"

#Pardon?

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"How fast can a bird fly? Could it get to Scotland in a day?"

#Swift

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"Shall I get my car cleaned as your anniversary present?"

#waxon

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"Not sure I'd be taking my top off to celebrate if I was wearing a bra"

#FAACup

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Me: "Right, which artist is this?!"

Stenner: "Ummmm..... Morcheeba?!"

#BigCalm

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Me: "Come on, you need to answer - you know what they say about people who sit on the fence?!"

Stenner: "Yep - they get stones in their ass!"

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"Nice top Sis - where did you get it from?"

#MindTheGap