John Chuck-E-Cheese

please, call me John

[John Chuck-E-Cheese @step_and_a_half]

when you’re at the bar and your friend pulls out a vape

[John Chuck-E-Cheese @step_and_a_half]

Well, this has not aged well

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Here’s how you know ESPN is braindead about hockey, 3 of the 4 in-studio “analysts” picked Vegas to win this series. What a clown car of a network

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@ryanwhitney6 Quack.

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fuck you @mattmurley19 suck our dicks

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Unbecoming of the tournament

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Watching the replay of the USA/SVK game just for the heck of it

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

personally i think "john [name of thing]" is the funniest bit of all time

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Im off to a perfect start already for Pretty Much Dry January. I was allowed to drink this weekend because I was at a wedding, and theres football tonight so ill have a beer- you can join in if your looking to get healthy

[John Chuck-E-Cheese @step_and_a_half]

Dad just spilled a beer on me at the tailgate, and just says “Well that’s unfortunate” IS IT NOW???

[John Chuck-E-Cheese @step_and_a_half]

anyone that thinks these are not better than any of their other js don’t get to continue to comment on hockey sty

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Minnesota has to make these OG Wild jerseys their mains 🔥

[John Chuck-E-Cheese @step_and_a_half]

Should have gone spicier, fear over over doing it left me under doing it. Knowledge for next time.

[John Chuck-E-Cheese @step_and_a_half]

Trying l a new Indian spot for lunch, I like spicy foods, but said medium out of fear. Hopefully this doesn’t fuck my shit up, will report back

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I love when my favorite hockey team has a game being played in the central time zone that starts at 9pm, great scheduling here by the league! @NHL

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Chelsea Dagger can suck me

[pleasejustcover @pleasejustcover]

KIRILL

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chat, what are we calling this place this year? The G? The G spot?

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the bar is packed, time to kill myself

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Everyone jacking my style, I was autistic about airplanes before any of you even knew how to spell airbus

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@HortonHearALock @wyermush BANG!

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@HortonHearALock @wyermush How’s the handicap, Hort?