I can’t find the original tweet but someone posted the first pages of one of the Cheetah Girls books and someone said its like if a clockwork orange was written for little girls
Project Hail Mary was awesome but every single silent space scene was filled with multiple people loudly whispering. why would you choose that moment to whisper
drove an hour to go to a big safety boot store… just to find they had like 4 women’s boots and none of the men’s were stocked in women’s sizes. it shouldn’t be this hard!!!!
My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.
my wife is in a facebook group called buy nothing where people list stuff they're giving away. the other day, a lady came to our house to pick up two granola bars that we didn't like
Raymun Fossaway lives a very Jacksonville Florida coded life. hates his fuck ass cousin. risks his life for a hick he met three days ago. shotgun marries the stripper who brought him home after he got into a parking lot fight at a quinceañera. love this all for him.
Industry bro. You’ll look away from the screen to google a financial term Harper just said and you’ll look back to see the most degenerate degeneracy on your screen
30 years of trying to cook things and I'm sick of the lies. The onions will never turn golden brown. The egg-whites will never form snowy peaks. The tomatoes will never reduce to a rich sauce. Why do we tolerate this eternal culinary gaslighting?